You have your normal people, and you have your sick and retarded forumers

If you thought the previous post was long, then this is MASSIVE… But it is massive for a reason :)

Hmm, this will be one fucked up post, to some it will be shocking that this is how some sites on the internet are, for others it will be normal as the virtual world is full of morons like it's not that I care much now about the whole thing but people are asking what happened and stories were made up and such.

OK, here goes:
Since I am an internet geek who spends at least 4 hours daily glued in front of the pc/laptop screen, I ended up registering at shitloads of forums and online communities. I lost count of the number of football forums, photo gallery websites, newsletters, etc. that I have registered at or signed up for. One of those sites is what used to be a very respectable Jordanian-based forum called Mahjoob.

The current problem with this website is that things are mixed up between what happens publicly ON the forum, via Private Messages, via e-mails and via instant messaging. If you -for instance- abuse a girl that is registered at the forum via msn, you get banned or at at least you would receive a warning on Mahjoob (The FORUM!!). MSN and Mahjoob are two whole different identities, if some idiot is stalking or bothering you on msn or e-mail you can just ignore him/HER by using the amazing feature of MSN of blocking and deleting someone or in case of e-mails treating whatever shit is sent as spam/junk. Easy, isn't it? But there are some sick, sick people in this world, and unfortunately it seems that the majority of the sick and pathetic Palestinian/Jordanian people were fortunate enough to have internet connections and register at Mahjoob (An amazing place, until a year or so go).

I won’t really bother much about the sensitivity of people in this issue, it’s not like I ever did that and it’s not like people involved really did either. In the early hours of Saturday morning I had one of those sickos of Mahjoob online, I was characteristically hyper having came back from a fantastic gig at Peppermint Club, they had the number 4 DJ in the world Ferry Corsten spinning and mixing for almost 3 hours, so I found a certain Mahjoobian called SherryBerry, now more known as the whining, moaning, lying, two-faced BerrySherry, for one week at least as her former username was banned. We started having a conversation and I brought up the topic of the party and the amazing parties and the world class DJs that come down here to club nights like Peppermint. Gave her the link to the club’s website which had videos, she checked one or two of them and then went mad starting saying retarded stuff like the ladies are almost nude and the guys look more like gays and such, and blabbing shit… Anyway, the conversation is posted online here. She started accusing my sisters of being whores and me being a fag just because we go clubbing together every once in a blue moon.

After stating that she DOES go clubbing herself and after saying that Mahjoob is for losers like me who worry too much (According to HER) and saying that she won’t bother gossiping or talking about pathetic people like me online or anywhere else for that matter. I think this girl thinks that birthday parties and proms are considered clubbing… LOL!

Hmm, yeah, she is a typical conservative person who minds her OWN fucking business and is shocked about such things are happening in the world. A few hours (Or even less than hours) passed before I found this thread posted online by SherryB****h:
Clubbing Thread
Now we can see how ‘religious’ she is and how she is really not into taking the piss and gossiping and discussing other people’s lives. My name (Or nickname for that matter, which is Forlorn on that site) wasn’t brought up. When I noticed that thread I sent her a PM asking her with my typical dose of sarcasm about the reason she posted that.

Received a reply via a PM around 24 hours later from her saying that I should mind MY OWN BUSINESS! What own business? She’s the one who interfered in my bloody personal life not me! And she ‘advised’ me to be peaceful and quiet in order to avoid any more revelations, or so she thought she was blackmailing me. Called her a whore (Sharmoota bint Kalb, literally translated into: A bitch and daughter of a dog, see guys? I am useful, I teach you useful Arabic terms to use with some pathetic Arab ladies that you might come across in your life:)) and after I was threatened by her that she would forward the MSN conversations and the PMs that had the insults to the site’s forum administrator I just couldn’t bother or give a flying fuck anymore and I told her that she’s the administrator’s little whore anyway. So, this is the probably the 30th time I talked about this in the last 48 or so hours, I sent an e-mail with the fellow formers I know and it seems I had some backing by the Moderators as it wasn’t the first time that girl was involved in such fracas. Eventually after explaining my case to the site’s administrator (Banihani), both me and her got a 1 week ban… So, if I go now and say on msn to another guy I never met and I barely know that his sister is a whore I would probably be banned forever. She does just that, starts a huge ridiculous thread that she has nothing to do with and blackmails me and gets one week, fair enough (NOT!). Even worse, her advocates were out in full force immediately after finding out the tragic news that she was banned asking for full explanations about the scandal
Objection!

Back to the thread and the point being discussed about girls going clubbing with their brothers, well, I am into clubbing and I enjoy it a lot especially if the music was EDM (Electronic Digital Music, i.e. Trance, House, Techno, Vocal House, etc.). My sister tags along sometimes, she is NOT a drinker, not a flirty type of person and she does not even know how to dance even if her life depended on it (Trust me on that last bit). And even if she was doing all of the above and more for instance, it is none of anyone’s God dam fucking business!! She is MY sister, not yours! Thankfully she does none and she is amazing but also, what is it with the majority of us bloody Arabs and night clubs? (Or as some still call them, discos *bangs head against nearest wall*) Once they hear the word night club thoughts of people getting totally wasted and trashed, flirting, dirty dancing, etc. spring up to mind, they would think that khalas whoever goes clubbing is supposed to do all of the above in addition to getting laid perhaps at the end of a night full of sins, well, I’ve been going clubbing for over a year now and trust me, I never did any of the above and I AM A GUY!! Anyway, it’s something in the people and their culture, how can you explain that to some nutcase living in the 17th century? I think the answer to that has been perfectly made by my fellow blogger, Forexia:

“I learned in life that there is NO use arguing with someone who only and will only see thier side of the coin no matter what.

I tried and tried but especially in matters of right and wrong that has something to do with culture and religion regardless of psychology, sociology, platonic or familial love especially if it is unthinkable to be an argument in the first place by the outside 'evil and dirty' western world.......futile.

accept it. Like i said to a friend yesterday its in the bloood and total type blood change is impossible.”

And anyway, if your sister/wife/whatever was to go out ANYWHERE, regardless of place, wouldn’t you want to go with her? Don’t you ask your sister a thousand times where you are going, with whom, etc.? Then if you are going to a club the best person to actually be with is your brother or a direct relative because you know that this will decrease the potential of guys trying to hit on her, and because she will (should actually) be safe with you rather than with some random guy who might take advantage of her God forbid.

OK, I guess this is my side of the story, will anyone read it? Hell yeah, it’s about SherryBerry, the most innocent, lovely, religious and respectful on the planet! People want to know who is the wanker, the garen (don’t ask), the idiot who got her banned although she didn’t do anything. YOU CAN FUCK OFF IF YOU LIKE SUCH A LYING TWO-FACED BITCH WHO LOVES DOUBLE-STANDARDS AND LIVES A LIE. People I met and talked to from that site said that we have some really sick and fucked-up people and girls on it and I kept on denying that thinking everyone is so perfect on it... Thankfully this happened to prove me wrong. I am happy now, I was proven wrong :)

Will my ban be removed after one week as promised after me writing all this crap?! Maybe yes, maybe not. Will it change anything in the mentalities of the people? No! Clubbing will still be a major thing for the people who replied against it and SherryBerry is still Shareefet Macce (Meaning very innocent, yada yada yada).


You know guys what’s the best part about this all? It’s so ironic that my sister that night (Peppermint on Friday, Ferry Corsten gig) stayed with me for not more than 30 minutes, her reasons for leaving so early were:
1. Didn’t enjoy the music (No offence MadJam, your warm-up set was amazing as usual but she just isn’t into house or trance)
2. Got bored
3. The ladies were indeed wearing skimpy clothes and she didn’t feel comfortable with that since she was not.

My regards to *Glamour* and Forexia *hugs!*